Who wears what?

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night, As they were undressing for bed the husband who was a
big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said “Here, put these on”. She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
“I can’t wear your pants” she said. “That’s right”, said the husband “and don’t you ever forget it. I’m the one who wears the pants in this family”.

With that she flipped him her knickers and said “Try these on”. He tried them on and found he could only get them as far as his kneecaps.
“Hell”, he said “I can’t get into your knickers !” She replied “That’s right, and that’s the way it’s going to be until your fucking attitude changes !”

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Posted by: funnyboy on Category: couples