Things you don’t want to hear during surgery

#1 Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
#2 “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.”
#3 Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!
#4 Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
#5 Hand me that… uh… that uh… that thingy there.
#6 Oh no! Where’s my Rolex.
#7 Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?
#8 There go the lights again?
#9 “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys? and this guy’s got two of ‘em.”
#10 CLEAR!

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