A guy stood over his tee shot for a long time, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. All this was driving his golfing partner nuts.
Finally, his exasperated partner said, “Just hit the stupid ball!”
The guy answered, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”
“Forget it, man,” said the partner. “There’s no way you can hit her from here.”