Tommy Cooper

I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went on and on. Give others a giggle…

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I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue. I couldn’t put it down. Give others a giggle…

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I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can’t remember his name, it’s P something T something R. Give others a giggle…

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Tommy Cooper

My mate is in love with two schoolbags. He’s bisatchel. Give others a giggle…

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I went into a shop and I said, “Can someone sell me a kettle.” The bloke said “Kenwood” I said, “Where is he then?” Give others a giggle…

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I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said “Analogue.” I said “No, just a watch.” Give others a giggle…

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I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet. ‘Best Before End’ Give others a giggle…

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I was at a Garden Centre and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver. Give others a giggle…

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I went in to a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?” I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.” Give others a giggle…

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I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said “Tenpin?” I said, “No, permanent.” Give others a giggle…

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