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Jesus on the fairway

Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up next. He slices it. It heads over the fence into traffic on an adjacent street. Bounces off a truck, onto Read More

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Score again

The manager and coach of an Irish team were discussing the layers they had on their books and the manager asked, ‘How many goals has O’Halloran scored this season?’ ‘Exactly double what he scored last season,’ replied the coach. `Eleven.’ Give others a giggle…

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Golf club notice

1. Back Straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 2. Form a loose grip. 3. Keep your head down. 4. Avoid a back swing. 5. Stay out of the water. 6. Try not to hit anyone. 7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you. Read More

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The score

Paddy: ‘I couldn’t get to the match last Saturday. What was the score?’ Mick: ‘Nil-nil.’ Paddy: `What was it at half-time?’ Give others a giggle…

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Heart attack

A husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when she collapsed from a heart attack. “Please dear, I need help.” she said. The husband ran off saying, “I’ll go get some help.” A little while later he returned, picked up his putter and began to line up his Read More

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My son’s better than your son…

Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call. The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee. “My son,” said one proudly, “has made quite a name Read More

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