Terminator

Which Search Engine does Arnold Schwarzenegger use? Alta Vista baby. Give others a giggle…

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The answer is out there

Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent life in the universe are pointed away from Earth? Give others a giggle…

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Why did McCauley Culkin get married? He was tired of being home alone. Give others a giggle…

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Going down

If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people. Give others a giggle…

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Clever kid

The teacher asked my son, “If you have five apples and I ask you for one, how many will you have?” My son answered “Five.” Give others a giggle…

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Hungry for humour

There was the cannibal schoolboy who was suspended. He was trying to butter up his teacher. Give others a giggle…

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Died laughing

What did one casket say to the other casket? Is that you coffin? Give others a giggle…

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Small joke

A psychic dwarf escaped from prison. Now there‚Äôs a small medium at large. Give others a giggle…

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