Blonde on screen (door)

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets. Give others a giggle…

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Blonde in a tree

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave Give others a giggle…

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Myron Cohen

A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, “please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back.” And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, Read More

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Funny quote

I was raised half Jewish and half Catholic. When I’d go to confession, I’d say “Bless me, father, for I have sinned — and you know my attorney, Mr.Cohen.” (Bill Maher) Give others a giggle…

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open 24 hours

Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, “Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.” He goes: “Not in a row!” Give others a giggle…

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Jackie Mason

My grandfather always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.” So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. Give others a giggle…

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My brother

My brother said he’d tell me everything he knows. He must have been speechless. Give others a giggle…

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Icy bum

Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? A. Polaroid’s. Give others a giggle…

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Mexican blonde

She is so blonde; she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. Give others a giggle…

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Bureaucracy

Let’s play a game, its called bureaucracy, the first one to do anything loses. Give others a giggle…

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