Life Observations

1. Marriage changes passion; suddenly you’re in bed with a relative. 2. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: “Buy one dog, get one flea.” 3. I have my own little world. But it’s OK, they know me here. 4. Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to Read More

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May your life be long and the landlord always going the other way

The Irish have a low stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously. You are going to die anyway, so live life. Irish Medical Dictionary Artery……………………….The study of paintings Bacteria…………………….Back door to cafeteria Barium………………………What doctors do when patients die Benign……………………….What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section………A Read More

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Things that make blokes proud of themselves…

  1. OPENING JARS – She’s struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn’t. Jars are men’s work. 2. CALLING SOMEONE ‘SON’ – Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man. 3. DOING A PROPER Read More

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Things you don’t want to hear during surgery

#1 Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. #2 “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.” #3 Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog! #4 Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that? #5 Hand me that… uh… that uh… that thingy there. Read More

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