Kids say the dearest things

Teacher: “Kids, what does the fat chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the fat pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?” Student: “Homework!” Give others a giggle…

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Old is Gold!

I have finally found a support group that fits my life stage!   Give others a giggle…

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Little Johnny…

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “Let me put it Read More

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Best interview ever

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”   The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”   The interviewer inquires, Read More

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Jokes for kids

Q: Why was six scared of seven? A: Because seven “ate” nine. Give others a giggle…

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Yo momma…

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad! Give others a giggle…

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?”   The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, Read More

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at 20mph?

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He knows

      He will look back on this moment with pride, and perhaps envy. Give others a giggle…

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