Perfect 10

Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub. Give others a giggle…

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Score again

The manager and coach of an Irish team were discussing the layers they had on their books and the manager asked, ‘How many goals has O’Halloran scored this season?’ ‘Exactly double what he scored last season,’ replied the coach. `Eleven.’ Give others a giggle…

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Steer clear

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. “Hey,” he says, “What’s with the steering wheel down your pants?” “Ach,” says the Irish man, “it’s drivin’ me nuts!” Give others a giggle…

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The score

Paddy: ‘I couldn’t get to the match last Saturday. What was the score?’ Mick: ‘Nil-nil.’ Paddy: `What was it at half-time?’ Give others a giggle…

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The lovers of the world

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Irishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. “Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told Read More

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Relationship therapy

An Irishman and a woman arrive at a relationship therapist’s office and explain that they are having trouble with their intimate matters. After some discussion, the couple make it clear that they would like it if the doctor would be willing to observe them in the act, something he reluctantly Read More

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Ten pints of black

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.” The room is quiet, Read More

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Paddy Irishman

One night on the small, dark Irish country roads an Englishman and an Irishman were driving recklessly and collided, demolishing both of their cars. Amazingly, the two men emerged from the wreck unscathed. Astonished by their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike of each other from that moment Read More

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