Irish

A Dubliner and his wife were stopped for speeding in the Gaeltacht. “Cad is ainim duit?” said the garda “Sean” the Dub replied “Agus do bheann?” “Toyota Hiace” Give others a giggle…

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Three paddys

A newly deceased Englishman, stands at the pearly gates. St. Peter tells him that he cannot go to heaven right away because he cheated on his income taxes. The only way he might get into heaven would be to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years Read More

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Irish viagra

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband’s libido. ‘What about trying Viagra?’ asked the doctor. ‘Not a chance’, she said. ‘He won’t even take an aspirin.’ ’Not a problem,’ replied the doctor. ‘Give him an ‘Irish Viagra’. It’s when you Read More

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The Irish way

A Galway guy was rearing crabs in a barrel, when along came a yank. “Hey, Paddy, how do you do that? Do those crabs not just climb up and out of the barrel?” “No, sir,” says Paddy. “Them are Irish crabs. If one of them gets near the top, the Read More

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Little Paddy

Teacher: ‘Good morning children, today is Thursday, so we’re going to have a general knowledge quiz. The pupil who gets the answer right can have Friday and Monday off and not come back to school until Tuesday.’ Little Paddy thinks, ‘Whoo hooo! I’m bleedin’ deadly at General Knowledge. This is Read More

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But it’s what you asked for!

I can imagine the conversation: Store Employee: ‘Hello ‘dis Cake Store, how can I help you?’ Customer: ‘Yes, I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.’ Store Employee: ‘Whatchu want ondacake?’ Customer: ‘Best Wishes Suzanne.’ And underneath that ‘We will miss you’. Give others Read More

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