Murphy’s Lesser-Known Dictums

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a Read More

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May your life be long and the landlord always going the other way

The Irish have a low stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously. You are going to die anyway, so live life. Irish Medical Dictionary Artery……………………….The study of paintings Bacteria…………………….Back door to cafeteria Barium………………………What doctors do when patients die Benign……………………….What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section………A Read More

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61 Things Dubs Love

1 Aslan 2 Heroin (See 1) 3 Stealin’ 4 Joy-ridin’ 5 Saying ‘Yaknowwhorrameyan?” 6 Shamrock Rovers 7 Social welfare 8 Keyin’ Cars 9 Pop Idol 10 Wearing belly tops over their pale, flabby stomachs 11 Calling people ‘Bud’ who are not their bud 12 Compo 13 Calling people ‘Pal’ who Read More

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THINGS CULCHIES LOVE

1 A nice bit of ham. 2 Buttered biscuits. 3 Diggin Houles. 4 Saying its too cold to snow 5 Pretending to know about The Ra. 6 Tayto Cheese & Onion 7 Pretending they’re in The Ra. 8 A stretch in the evenings 9 Lucozade / Cidona 10 Accordians 11 Read More

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Golfing in Ireland

Irate golfer, on his way to a round of 150: “You must be the worst caddie in the world!” Irish caddie: “That would be too much of a coincidence, sir.” Give others a giggle…

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Arthritis

McCuen stumbled out of a saloon right into the arms of Father Logan. “Inebriated again!” declared the priest. “Shame on you! When are you going to straighten out your life?” “Father,” asked McCuen. “What causes arthritis?” “I’ll tell you what causes it! Drinking cheap whiskey, gambling and carousing around with Read More

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Drinking mates

Pat and Mike had been drinking buddies and friends for years. After having a few drinks in a bar, Mike said to Pat “We have been friends for years and years and if I should die before you do would you do me a favor? Get the best bottle of Read More

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Lost / Cowan

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