Golf club notice

1. Back Straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 2. Form a loose grip. 3. Keep your head down. 4. Avoid a back swing. 5. Stay out of the water. 6. Try not to hit anyone. 7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you. Read More

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Heart attack

A husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when she collapsed from a heart attack. “Please dear, I need help.” she said. The husband ran off saying, “I’ll go get some help.” A little while later he returned, picked up his putter and began to line up his Read More

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Top Ten Signs You’re Too Old for the Senior Tour

When you take off your golf shoe, you notice a tag around your toe. Your foursome tells you to be quiet but it’s just your bones creaking You need a cart just to get to your car One of your competitors loses his ball in your prodigious ear hair. Every Read More

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Heaven

Bob was trying desperately to get in 18 on a soon-to-be stormy day.. He was playing the round of his life, but as the weather grew worse, his swing on the 15th tee was awkward, resulting in a hooked drive into the trees. His lie was a good one, but Read More

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Teeing off

A guy stood over his tee shot for a long time, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. All this was driving his golfing partner nuts. Finally, his exasperated partner said, “Just hit the stupid ball!” The guy answered, “My wife is up there Read More

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My son’s better than your son…

Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call. The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee. “My son,” said one proudly, “has made quite a name Read More

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