Ladies night

Two women friends had gone out for a Ladies Night Out, and had been alittle overly-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Horribly drunk, while walking home, they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone Read More

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Animal Coupling

A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep. His wife is reading in bed. The man says, “This is the pig that I have sex with when you’ve got a headache”. His wife retorts, “I think you’ll find that THAT is a sheep.” The man replies, “I think you’ll Read More

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Relationship therapy

An Irishman and a woman arrive at a relationship therapist’s office and explain that they are having trouble with their intimate matters. After some discussion, the couple make it clear that they would like it if the doctor would be willing to observe them in the act, something he reluctantly Read More

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Getting the chop

A machine operator comes home from the factory and tells his wife, “Honey, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. First, the good news, I got $25,000.00 severance pay!” His wife said, “$25,000.00 in severance pay? That’s great! Now, what’s the bad news?” He said, “Wait till you Read More

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Birthday suit

An elderly woman wanted to do something different for her husband on his birthday. That evening she told him she was going out to buy a negligee. He anxiously awaited her return. Before going to bed that night, the old woman went to the bathroom to put the negligee on, Read More

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Barbie

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant. The assistant replies, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $25.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $25.95, Barbie Goes Read More

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Teeing off

A guy stood over his tee shot for a long time, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. All this was driving his golfing partner nuts. Finally, his exasperated partner said, “Just hit the stupid ball!” The guy answered, “My wife is up there Read More

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Why did McCauley Culkin get married? He was tired of being home alone. Give others a giggle…

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Happiest day

It was the happiest day of my life. Arrived at church. Wife waiting at alter. Walked up the aisle. Kissed her gently on the cheek. Smiled. And closed the lid. Give others a giggle…

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Older couple

An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman and says, ” Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…” And the woman replied, “Yes, go on tell me.” So the husband told her. “I had a dream that you left me after Read More

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