Blonde

Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme. Give others a giggle…

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Ouch

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. Give others a giggle…

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Cas in the Casino

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude. With that, she stripped from Read More

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Doh!

Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth! Give others a giggle…

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Crossing the road

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”. Give others a giggle…

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Tag!

Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag? A: One. Give others a giggle…

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Shhhh…

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills. Give others a giggle…

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Blonde driver

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off. Give others a giggle…

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Twinkle twinkle little blonde

Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes twinkle? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. Give others a giggle…

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Blonde ass

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s ass? A: A brain tumor. Give others a giggle…

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