Blonde M&Ms

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms. Q: Why does it work? A: “Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?” Give others a giggle…

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Blonde joyrider

 Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw “911” on the back and thought it was a Porsche. Give others a giggle…

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Blonde plane trip

Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She’d just blow dried her hair and she didn’t want it blown around too much. Give others a giggle…

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Zzz

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: Spot. Give others a giggle…

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Those Cheery little Os!

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A: “Oh look! Donut seeds!” Give others a giggle…

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Blonde

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. Give others a giggle…

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Blonde library

A blonde walks into a library and says, “Can I have a burger and fries?” The librarian says, “I’m sorry, this is a library.” So the blonde whispers, “Can I have a burger and fries?” Give others a giggle…

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Blonde

Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A: A blond electrician. Give others a giggle…

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Worst joke ever?

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn’t get Hearing Aides. Give others a giggle…

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Blonde

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office? A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps! Give others a giggle…

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