Add it up…

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator? A: She couldn’t find the “10” button. Give others a giggle…

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Bim

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble – noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled – constant mental state of blondes Bimbait – short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by Read More

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Blond

Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A: She picks up her purse and goes home. Give others a giggle…

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More blond jokes

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: You pick it up pull the pin & throw it back. Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She slipped Read More

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Paint job

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. “It opens at noon,” answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. “What time does the bar open?” Read More

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From the air

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thought it was too sour so, she threw Read More

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Blonde

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. Give others a giggle…

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Blondes and brunettes

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job. Give others a giggle…

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