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20th January 2009

attempts to jeopardise the inauguration of a black President foiled

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A public school teacher was arrested today at John F.Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

‘Let there be no doubt, al-Gebra is a problem for us all,’ the Attorney General said. ‘They desire solutions by means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute values . They use secret code names like ‘x’ and ‘y’ and refer to themselves as ‘unknowns,’ but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with co-ordinates in every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, ‘There are three sides to every triangle.’

When asked to comment on the arrest, EX - President George W. Bush said, ‘If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Maths Instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes.’

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.

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