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If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.

Now it was question time, and she asked, “My name begins with the letter ‘M’ and I pick up things. What am I?”

Little Johnny in the front row proudly said, “You’re a mother!”