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Because he kneaded a poo.

You poker face.

When her only attraction is her gravitational field.

Its important you remember that unprotected phone sex, may lead to hearing aids.

I just received a threatening letter that says: ‘I know where you live’…..Bit obvious, considering it reached me.

A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make up 75% of the population.

According to recent surveys, 51% of the people are in the majority.

Did you know that 87.166253% of all statistics claim a precision of results that is not justified by the method employed?

A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make up 75% of the population.

According to recent surveys, 51% of the people are in the majority.

Did you know that 87.166253% of all statistics claim a precision of results that is not justified by the method employed?

Hug between men must always start with a handshake and can at no point become a two-arm embrace.

When eating a banana, never look another man in the eyes and/or comment on the quality of the banana.

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. If this is tea, please bring me some coffee.