An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He narrowed it down to one of two people — Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.
He finally decided that whichever one used the water cooler first the following morning would have to go.
After a long day of working, Debra was complaining of a headache, so she got a glass of water.
The executive approached Debra and said “Debra, I either have to lay you or Jack off.”
Debra replys “could you just jack off? i have a headache.”