Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant with a sign that said they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

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Deserted

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”

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