5th September 2008

The Interwebby thing

Ahh, the interwebby thing!

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5th September 2008

Blonde ass

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s ass?
A: A brain tumor.

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5th September 2008

Jack Benny

Jack Benny is walking down the street, when a stick-up man pulls out a gun and says “Your money or your life!”

An extremely long silence follows.

“Your money or your life!” the thug repeats.

Finally Benny says “I’m thinking!”

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4th September 2008

Ouch!

That’s gotta hurt!

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4th September 2008

Coffee with the devil

A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says “no, let me see the next room.” In the second room, people are standing with shit up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with shit up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. The guy says, “I pick this room.” Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, “O.K., coffee break’s over. Everyone back on your heads!”

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4th September 2008

Bill Maher

I was raised half Jewish and half Catholic. When I’d go to confession, I’d say “Bless me, father, for I have sinned — and you know my attorney, Mr.Cohen.”

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3rd September 2008

Living doll

This really happened. I am afraid. Very Afraid.

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3rd September 2008

Rodney Dangerfield

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.

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2nd September 2008

Bill Maher

L.A. is so celebrity-conscious, there’s a restaurant that only serves Jack Nicholson — and when he shows up, they tell him there’ll be a ten-minute wait.

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2nd September 2008

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Terrorists

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